i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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