forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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