So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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