No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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