cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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