Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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