Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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