brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
