i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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