Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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