I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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