sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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