sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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