no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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