I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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