Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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