Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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