She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
How's work?
Spinning.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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