The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize