I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm sobbing to NWA
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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