Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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