Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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