: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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