Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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