But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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