but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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