Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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