Non-Jews are for practice
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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