I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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