Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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