This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My hand turned me down
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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