His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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