just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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