Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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