I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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