They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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