I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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