His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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