they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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