she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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