The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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