honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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