i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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