PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize
