I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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