it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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