Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize