The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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