did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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