Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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