it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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