Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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