well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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