If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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