That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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