I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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