Do you still have your period?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
There's always time for handjobs
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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