it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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